TIPS FOR REAL NIGERIANS.

Only real Nigerians;

1) Check the expiry date of gala after eating it.
2) Go to church with extension and BB charger
(charging in his presence).
3) update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car
and still update "dying tinz"
4) Say an opening prayer @ a nite club
5)Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match.
6) Go to a shoprite, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30min. Snapping with champagne bottles.
7) Wear sun shades @ nite.
8) Dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blocking.
9) Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines).
10) Wear head warmers @ 45 degrees
celsius.
11) Call a fat Hausa man "Alhaji" and a Thin one "Aboki".
12) Travel to China for 2days and com back with a British accent.
Are U a real Nigerian???
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prince charles dickson
yours in high regards

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